'You look like a girl, get your hair
cut. And turn that row down.'
'But dad, it’s Fairport Convention.'
Brian swore he would chill with his kids
'Do you know what soundtrack you are?'
The question caught my attention, which is more then she did. I liked them blond and pretty – young was only an option. I had some morals.
Nodding for a refill, I asked, 'Which?'
She leant over to hum some old song. I missed the warning by laughing.
Random Word: Old Song
Tara was up-tight. But drunk, she turned pink and fluffy with panties to match. As a stay-at-home-drinker, who would know - or so you’d think. But thanks to her ex’s hidden cameras, she was the girly-girl you loved too…well get to know.
On discovery, Tara exploded but pocketed the money - to sue the son-of-a-bitch!
Random Word: Tara
The branch cracked but Matt and Helen clung on above the lions.
‘I told—’
Matt interrupted. ‘Something ‘ll save you.’
Helen, tired of his happy clappy crap, swung back to the tree to kick him, just as the branch broke.
Matt as he fall, shouted back. ‘See.’
Helen made a tradition of never dating optimists.
Random Word: Traditions
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Mary loved being in Peter’s dream even if it was like a dirty cave.
‘Yucky not mucky,’ she hasten to say to an embarrassed looking Peter.
‘So why are you here?
‘You wanted to play the TV game, Father developed.’
‘But wasn’t that banned as it takes—’
I DO
They both almost finished, ‘Oh, blime—’
Random Word: Let’s Play
Visit Mr.Knowitall to post your own Friday Flash Fifty-Five Fiction! Old man Faulkner farmed big – his beef fed Ireland. What he wanted, he got. 
‘My little Beth is going to win, ain’t she.’
‘They won’t take… hmm… incentives.’
‘Póg mo thóin! Fix it, unless you want to sleep under a bog.’
Beth wasn’t wild about the “mermaid” solution until those gold medals rolled in.
Random Word: Plastic Surgery
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‘We always keep our peckers up ...’
Jeff began to worry just what Gobble-To-Go actually did.
‘...touch wood, if you know what I mean...’
Jud, smile fixed, didn’t want to.
‘...now, do you want crea—‘
Jeff fled.
Taking the coffee, Pete sighed, ‘I tell you, it’s the name, Gobbler Turkeys worked better.’
Random Word: Gobble Gobble
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I was a new investigatory reporter pushing to expose Inspector Cimmon’s corruption. On the way to a set-up Harry, said, ‘So your big break.’ That got me thinking.
As Barton arrived, a gun clicked, ‘I’m sorry mate…wha—’
Shooting, I said, ‘So am I.’
Smiling at the surprised Cimmon, I explained, ‘Emptied at the garage.’
Random word: Cinnamon
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The meal was a success.
He’ll marry Jane even if it was love in the cold. Perhaps, the Derby Auction should have remained just a wonderful memory. He was supposed to play around until the right girl came.
Daddy had made it very clear that if he married below the salt, he would lose everything.
Random Word: Abracadabra, she said
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Mary was exercising when suddenly she fell into a fiery pit. The waiting demon flourished a scroll and said,
‘Stop diluting our ‘Feel the Burn’™ brand, or else.’
Before Mary could reply, she woke up in hospital. She put it down to the knock for as Hitler later said to her, ‘Wer glaubt an Satan?’
Random Word: Feel the love
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Shelia knew the spaceships came in peace, but then she always believed, I’ll love you in the morning.
Even after the deathray incident she still believed.
So using her programmer skills, she analysed the codes and proved that the accident was down to the aliens adopting Windows Vista and not Linux as their communications software.
Random word: Aliens at the door
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