Thursday, 2 September 2010

Phone booth adverts



I’ve worked with snakes so “snake handler wanted” was on the money.Was I a fool. The snake he pulled out wasn’t the kind I handled.’



Random Word: Divagate

A lettuce a day, and no child‘ll appear

old gardener


‘It is reported that young newly-weds were sat in the garden for a light green salad - it being cook’s day off.  When the gardener had said, “Ee lad, eat that and thou’ll fire blanks”.

That the young lady smiled knowingly, we are given to understand, caused the couple’s estrangement.’




Random Word: Lettuce  

If you want to listen, click on below