Thursday, 14 January 2010

When dates go bad

date nightRandom Word: Date Night
‘Welcome honoured one to our date fields.’
           ‘Do I get the best seat?’
           ‘Yes honoured one, you will be wreathed with flowers and be at the…centre  of our celebration.’
           ‘About time. You lot think you can rip me off.’
           ‘No effendi we just rip your heart.’
           ‘Take him.’