Friday, 18 February 2011

Alien Probe

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ALIEN PROBE 

Staggering under the gravity as the humanoid halo tingled his hide, Yatz struggled with the broken transbox.

‘Sir, could you try touching your toes,’ PC Royston said, sniffing for alcohol.

Sadly,  the polite Obeasins response of, ‘May your sun sticken the dark,’ was mistranslated.

PC Royston subsequent use of his truncheon caused years of misunderstanding.

 

Random Word: Long forgotten


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Sunday, 13 February 2011

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Size does matter

the cut ‘I want a square coffin  so I’m buried in my wheelchair.’

Without a pause, the undertaker, said, ‘Naturally sir.’

Harry snapped back  ‘I’ll have that in writing.’

As Franklin Funerals  said after their victorious court case, ‘ It was square, we just had to chop things to get everything in.’

 

Random Word: The Cut


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The knight’s still young

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Random word: Brandish


Tuesday, 1 February 2011