Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Size does matter

the cut ‘I want a square coffin  so I’m buried in my wheelchair.’

Without a pause, the undertaker, said, ‘Naturally sir.’

Harry snapped back  ‘I’ll have that in writing.’

As Franklin Funerals  said after their victorious court case, ‘ It was square, we just had to chop things to get everything in.’


Random Word: The Cut

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This blog was inspired by First 50 words where you freewrite from a single word prompt. I use random words or images to create flash fiction in formats ranging from twitter postcards to short short stories.