Wednesday 29 September 2010

Why sale pitches fail

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‘Come, dive into my eyes, make a star of my mouth, lionize my chest, let loose my—’

‘Ahem…sorry mate, I’m only here to read your gas meter.’

Random Word: Lionize


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Our Nan exploded and then plip-plopped back together, hourly. 

The doctors said it wasn't possible until the surgery blew up. The police just said keep her home. So we fixed it so she only explodes once a day. 

Now we rent her out as an alarm clock for heavy sleepers.

 

Random Word: Fragments


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