Saturday, 29 August 2009

How not to ask for a Loan

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‘I don't get it.’  
            ‘Its simple really, I have invested—’
            ‘Invested my bonus in a sports bike so I can scrap the car.’ 
            ‘You don’t have legs?’
            ‘Dad, it's too far.’ 
            ‘So I dig into my pockets, have bread taken out of my mouth and you save the planet?’