Thursday, 2 September 2010

A lettuce a day, and no child‘ll appear

old gardener


‘It is reported that young newly-weds were sat in the garden for a light green salad - it being cook’s day off.  When the gardener had said, “Ee lad, eat that and thou’ll fire blanks”.

That the young lady smiled knowingly, we are given to understand, caused the couple’s estrangement.’




Random Word: Lettuce  

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1 comment:

  1. So lettuce is the ticket eh???
    Ha that's a new one

    moon smiles


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