Artist: Norman Rockwell
Flash Fiction learning that the heart of writing is imagination + craft + editing.
Friday, 31 December 2010
If you’re happy and you know it
The branch cracked but Matt and Helen clung on above the lions.
‘I told—’
Matt interrupted. ‘Something ‘ll save you.’
Helen, tired of his happy clappy crap, swung back to the tree to kick him, just as the branch broke.
Matt as he fall, shouted back. ‘See.’
Helen made a tradition of never dating optimists.
Random Word: Traditions
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Thursday, 30 December 2010
Wednesday, 29 December 2010
Monday, 27 December 2010
Sunday, 26 December 2010
Friday, 24 December 2010
Christmas Serial - Episode 5: Christmas Love
‘What the effing hell, said Deb rushing by.‘He’s worth two of you.’ She told Pete where to go by kissing Al and giving him Christmas back.
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Thursday, 23 December 2010
Christmas Serial - Episode 4: Truths
Al struggled, he was a boy again waiting for a mum and presents that never came, but as Pete shouted, ‘Stop sniffing aroun—’ he was cut off.
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Wednesday, 22 December 2010
Christmas Serial - Episode 3: The wrong man
Pete, outside, looked over as he stubbed out his fag. Any roughing up could be his 3rd strike. But biting into his mincepie, he had an idea.
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Tuesday, 21 December 2010
Christmas Serial - Episode 2: Love me do
Al took his change giving Deb a thankful smile. She knew to never mention anything to do with Christmas. Shame she’d Pete as boyfriend.
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Monday, 20 December 2010
Christmas Serial - Episode 1: The night carols
It was dark and cold outside the car lights. He could sense faces but then from afar, a radio opened with Silent Night, and fear took over.
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Sunday, 19 December 2010
Friday, 17 December 2010
Zombie Sonic
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Mary loved being in Peter’s dream even if it was like a dirty cave.
‘Yucky not mucky,’ she hasten to say to an embarrassed looking Peter.
‘So why are you here?
‘You wanted to play the TV game, Father developed.’
‘But wasn’t that banned as it takes—’
I DO
They both almost finished, ‘Oh, blime—’
Random Word: Let’s Play
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Thursday, 16 December 2010
what we do
It was too good
to be true
they said of the Angel
as feathers
fell down
so they took it
and cut it
until only the smile
remained.
Random Word: Too Good
Tuesday, 14 December 2010
Solitary vices
Lucy always spent each holiday alone
as she said, so sotto voce,‘To atone
for all I have done so wrong.’
When truth be told,she loved mahjongg.
Random Word: Holiday alone
Monday, 13 December 2010
Friday, 10 December 2010
Careful what you work for
For Al work always came first so he wore his mistletoe hat with the ‘kiss if free’ label. Worked fine until Mr Jones, his boss, puckered up.
Random Word: Mistletoe
So where does the rulebook say no?
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‘My little Beth is going to win, ain’t she.’
‘They won’t take… hmm… incentives.’
‘Póg mo thóin! Fix it, unless you want to sleep under a bog.’
Beth wasn’t wild about the “mermaid” solution until those gold medals rolled in.
Random Word: Plastic Surgery
Image Maker: Jan K. France
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Thursday, 9 December 2010
What they didn’t say
We just don’t say it
Jo, hair flying, put her hand on Tom’s,
Tom thought, because you are the sun and I the moon made by your light but said, ‘Was I?’
Jo shrugged, ‘Men, no soul.’
Tom just smiled and turned the music up.
Random Word: Driving Music
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Wednesday, 8 December 2010
Ooh
Mike had no problems with trying on the black lacy underwear, after all it was you feeling it so right/wrong that had the difficulties.
Random Word: Right/Wrong
Date Mistakes
‘Now get this, Lord Voldemort all in black, spot lit, sings I Did it My Way but at Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew, When I bit off more than I could chew, a curtain opens revealing Harry Potter.’
Jill, just stood up and said, ‘Get a Life.’
Random Word: Fantasy Matchup
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Tuesday, 7 December 2010
I’ll be back
Image Maker: R.G. Daniel
It was getting chilly, sighing, he stubbed out his cigarette.
‘Always the same, he gets attitude and it falls to bits. If it ain’t floods, it’s fire and rapture. Now I can’t see a thing.’
Pointing at the darkest spot, he said, ‘Let there be light…it’s my turn now.
Random word: Life After
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For what
It marked
the end of an era
walls fallen
empires faded
so sweet victory
except once they
were the victor
as your dances
flicker on the reels
of tomorrow
Random word: Victor
Monday, 6 December 2010
May they not awake
The handgun fires, throwing the hand back and up as the bullet leaves, its bang masks the splat in the man’s heart and the scream as he falls towards the ground.
On the way down, blood streaming, a hand tightens, fires a gun and a second scream sullies the field.
Random Word: Sleep well
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Friday, 3 December 2010
Say again?
‘We always keep our peckers up ...’
Jeff began to worry just what Gobble-To-Go actually did.
‘...touch wood, if you know what I mean...’
Jud, smile fixed, didn’t want to.
‘...now, do you want crea—‘
Jeff fled.
Taking the coffee, Pete sighed, ‘I tell you, it’s the name, Gobbler Turkeys worked better.’
Random Word: Gobble Gobble
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Thursday, 2 December 2010
Love shall walk
The obstacles
were fewer than feared
for she came in white
with hair shorn rough
and bruises masked
to be my bride
Random Word: The obstacles
Tuesday, 30 November 2010
from my window
Monday, 29 November 2010
Friday, 26 November 2010
And you will know loss
Image Maker: Stefano Facca
Alar the demon
comes on death
not to take your soul away
but with tearful eye
to see again
those whose wings
remain
Random Word: Alar
Thursday, 25 November 2010
Tax can be such a load of bull
‘Yes bu—‘
‘...said it were tax or something.’
‘Yes,yes but the bull—‘
‘It’s to show thee real bul—‘
‘Oh my god,no,no.’
Random Word: Bull
Wednesday, 24 November 2010
Listen and you will see
Image Maker: Amanda Roberts
when the moon is silver
does she dance
with golden crown
and silken wings
Random Word: Golden
You never know
Bert, bored selling organic veg, was suddenly poked.
‘Why you not pray?
Looking up, he saw an old lady dressed in black, spluttering, he said, ‘P-p-pardon?’
‘You pray.’
‘But, but I’m a greengroce–‘
‘Look, you minister.’
As he said from the pulpit most Sundays, ‘God, moves in mysterious ways, like.’
Random Word: Eating Organic
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Tuesday, 23 November 2010
And the word was made so
The IT CEO said ‘Make me a poet.’
Many tried until Al wrote a cool algorithm. It was years before the zombie code,using his poems,was found.
Random Word: Algorithm
Monday, 22 November 2010
Matt the mouth
Matt the Mouth was not happy. Hoes on the lam get to sing as nuns but he gets holed up at a school with just a shite deer CCTV as a lookout.
No means no
‘The stage manager won’t buy it.’
Red wanted to sing his Hot Love hit from a bed in flames.
‘Who pays his wages, sack the bleeder and make it appened.’
It was a great success right up to where Red was supposed to leap off. Someone had superglued his boots.
Random Word: Burning Bed
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Saturday, 20 November 2010
Friday, 19 November 2010
Some Angels say yes
I was a new investigatory reporter pushing to expose Inspector Cimmon’s corruption. On the way to a set-up Harry, said, ‘So your big break.’ That got me thinking.
As Barton arrived, a gun clicked, ‘I’m sorry mate…wha—’
Shooting, I said, ‘So am I.’
Smiling at the surprised Cimmon, I explained, ‘Emptied at the garage.’
Random word: Cinnamon
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Wednesday, 17 November 2010
Tuesday, 16 November 2010
By love will we come
A chick was flashing them in the gallery so I rode her hotter then hell. But the waterfall roar, I mean what picture is so real that you can drown in it? So it’s a dream, right?
Fool, I am in your dreams but soon I will walk among you
Random Word: Stop having a crush on me
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Monday, 15 November 2010
So what do the ghouls watch?
‘But we’re ghosts.’ Tommy was annoyed that his Friday Film Flick treat was Vampire Hell.
‘That's so lame.’
But dad was too busy with his wafting-through-walls exercises, and mum was practicing her wail-scales, for either of them to notice.
Tommy sorted it by downloading a real horror, High School Musical.
Random Word: Godzilla’s harmless once you get to know her better
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Friday, 12 November 2010
Even in the smallness of the night, shall I love you
The far dot of daylight shifted to grey then black.
Gradually though her tears, May saw a star twinkling, making a small hole like an eye. Over the night, it became a face that smiled and reassured her that all would be well.
In the morning, the rescuers found her cold and lifeless but smiling.
Random Word: Life after
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Wednesday, 10 November 2010
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Friday, 5 November 2010
Love spell
Image maker: James Sherwood
The meal was a success.
He’ll marry Jane even if it was love in the cold. Perhaps, the Derby Auction should have remained just a wonderful memory. He was supposed to play around until the right girl came.
Daddy had made it very clear that if he married below the salt, he would lose everything.
Random Word: Abracadabra, she said
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and then it were gone
who kissed bootilicious
breasts right mordacious
but one night he was blue
when he bit one through
as it were plastic scrap
Random Word: mordacious