Size does matter

‘I want a square coffin  so I’m buried in my wheelchair.’

Without a pause, the undertaker, said, ‘Naturally sir.’

Harry snapped back  ‘I’ll have that in writing.’

As Franklin Funerals  said after their victorious court case, ‘ It was square, we just had to chop things to get everything in.’

 

Random Word: The Cut

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The knight’s still young

Random word: Brandish

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When the clock strikes

140 Character story or poem meme thanks to Susan at Stony River

Return to sender

 

Random Word: Decision

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C'est la vie.

 

Random Word: a little different

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Take time

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 Random Word: Accelerated

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The child shall be the parent

 

 

 

‘Well given her arse, she ain’t worried about dieting.’

People froze as most tried to pretend they hadn’t heard but some rubber necked.

Shelia whispered, ‘Dad, one more word out of you and it’s—‘

‘Sorry folks, she’s forgot my medication.’

Shelia sighed; it was going to be a long trip.

 

 

 

 

Random Word: Nurse

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