'The EU says that all cucumbers have to be straight.'
'Has to be sexed up?', the press officer said.
'You know what I mean.'
'What about Wimbledon straw—'
'Do you actually know about the EU?'
'It ruins Parliament.'
'I think, you'll find that Parliament does fine by itself.'
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This blog was inspired by First 50 words where you freewrite from a single word prompt. I use random words or images to create flash fiction in formats ranging from twitter postcards to short short stories.