Thursday, 2 July 2009

The politics of cucumbers

'The EU says that all cucumbers have to be straight.'

'Has to be sexed up?', the press officer said.

'You know what I mean.'

'What about Wimbledon straw—'

'Do you actually know about the EU?'

'It ruins Parliament.'

'I think, you'll find that Parliament does fine by itself.'

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