The Joys of Parenthood

'Ere mate give me a bleeding chance.' .....

.....Sir Sidney Smyth-Jones, looked over his bifocals

and asked, 'Why are you speaking like

some…some…' .....

.....At a loss, he turned to his manservant, who said, 'A

cockney geezer, sir.'

....'But it's all the go Pater.' .....

.....Yes… let us hope it keeps on going.'