But you said I’d fit purrrrrfectly

The dog thought he was a cat,

the cat just sat.

 

The dog's meow was gruff,

the cat went fuff.

 

But when the dog got mice,

the cat was nice.

 

Random Word: The dog thought he was a cat.

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Geeks know how to programme, baby

 

Shelia knew the spaceships came in peace, but then she always believed, I’ll love you in the morning.

Even after the deathray incident she still believed. 

So using her programmer skills, she analysed the codes and proved that the accident was down to the aliens adopting Windows Vista and not Linux as their communications software.

 

 Random word: Aliens at the door

 

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Read the small print

Image Maker: Zacheus10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hal said, ‘Spectral is cool.’

The demon had offered virgins and riches but Hal was a vice-cop.

Then he spotted the flaw. ‘Duh! I’m dead now.’

Random Word: Spectral

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When was my mother

 

 

 

Dementia

takes your idiocrasy of

scent, colour and petals,

and leaves you

as a dry stalk,

alive only

by the watering

of others

 

 

 

Image Maker: Norfolk Belle

Random Word: Idiocrasy ( aspects unique to the individual )

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Daylight Robbery

 

 

 

College was over but Hal was in the shower checking his…‘tackle’, when the door was kicked through. In shock, he fall forward, accidently knocking the man out so rushed to get help.

The man was a drug addict trying to find valuables so the headline was, Boy’s Balls Baffle Burglar

Random Word: Daylight

 

 

 

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Girls you’ll miss

Image Source: DarkVictory19

Oh the finicky girls
in their fancy silk drawers
who'll not kiss in curls
except in wedded amours
or so they have said,
as God strikes them dead

 Random Word: Finicky

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When love is hot

 

Norman sat in his car with Brenda, his first date in months, getting hot until he noticed his house in flames.

Pulling away, he said, ‘Shit, it’s on fire.‘

‘Ooh, you naughty boy...’

‘No. It’s...oh good...

Afterwards, cuddling, he wondered, when he could say, so back to your place?

Random Word: House Guest

 

 

 

 

    Image Maker: Kahunapule Michael Johnson 

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