He wrote,‘My singing is like birds at dawn, my old mum said, but here on stage again, I’ll be even better once you’ve taken the gag off.#vss
Random Word:Weltanschauung
Friday, 30 July 2010
‘Let air keep you bare’ – gravityless crockery at it’s best
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‘Oops’
Captain Har grabbed at the rising berrysmoothie but it broke into balls heading towards the Ambassador. Ambassador Zawrl twitched, never a good sign in an Atarian. Feck gravityless crockery, Har thought, as he shouted, ‘Pucker up and suck the fruit.’
Historians claim that the subsequent mistranslation was the cause of the Atarian Cold War.
Random Word: Smoothies
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Thursday, 29 July 2010
A kind of loving
You see I fancied her,
with her long legs
and went to talk
she wouldn’t,
and I couldn’t
so I didn’t
I asked a mate
our Tom
to put a word in
but he wouldn’t
and I couldn’t
so I didn’t
In the end
it was Peggy
who loved a lot
so she would
and I could
so I did.
Random Word: At Last
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Harlots are Satan’s daughters waiting for the touch of love
Preacher Brio struggled down the cliff footpath. In London he saved fallen women. Here, he looked forward to the maid he was about to fell.
Random Word:Turpitude
Wednesday, 28 July 2010
Wortharead Wednesday #12
These are the Twitter (#vss) stories that caught my eye this week. Click on the link by the image if you want to visit the story site. Or on the date stamp to go direct to the story.
As a child, he thought he could grab hold of the stars, they looked so small. As a man, he made the same mistake with women. #vss #theprompt
5:47 AM Jul 23rd via web
The zombie slouched into the Space Bar. ‘Yes?’ asked the bar-droid. The zombie looked round, confused. ‘Sorry,’ it said. ‘Wrong genre.’ #vss
Arson got tired of having to explain that his mother liked Orson Scott Card, and had thought "creative spellings" were a good idea. #vss
1:12 PM Jul 23rd via web
'I think we are all ignoring the elephant in the room' he said. Everyone looked around and there it was, hiding in the corner. #vss
Sun Jul 25 2010 20:06:22 (GMT Daylight Time) via web
Before mobile phones
‘Hello, hello is that the rescue folk? It’s Alfonso up Cliff farm, the one…well by the cliff. You can’t miss it, as you hit beach if you do. It’s Buttercup, she’s horned the water pipes. I’m standing on her now for’t call. You what? I don’t see owt funny.’
Random Word: OnStar
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Tuesday, 27 July 2010
A Summer’s walk
leaves flutter
to curl crisp yellow
for my feet
to whisper through
as the breeze cools
Random Word: Walkies
Technorati Tags: Summer walk. A dog's Life,Under trees
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