Six Word Saturday#18

Describing your Saturday life on Show My Face at the moment of writing in a phrase using just six words.

** Rediscovered work but prefer not to!

** Been exceptionally quiet at work for weeks but I had my first normal work week – didn’t like it. I couldn’t write or read. I mean just give me the money. I don’t mind.

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Technorati Tags: Resting,Escaping from work,Life is more then work

Only the dead have seen the end of war

We set out early that morning knowing we’d never return. Oh someday arms will reach out as we march down home streets. And we’ll hear fancy folk chatter about a museum for the glory days but it’ll be to men trying to find the lost boy who someone once loved.

Random Word: Air Show

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Technorati Tags: The cost of war,Survivors Guilt

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So when did you realise the marriage wasn't working?

Visit Mr.Knowitall to do your own 55 word story or poem!

You know when it itches and you have to scratch even if the wife's interviewing some z-list has been. I mean it gets all packed up. Fellows, am I right or what? I don't complain when I'm asked for the zillion time, " What looks better..." So to come at me with the knife, not cool.

Random Word: Urge

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Technorati Tags: Babit,Scratching,Unreasonable behaviour,50-word story

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The Honey trap

 

‘The waiter will advise.’

‘Oh, it’s all so posh.’

Sidney smiled. He was so in for a bunk-up.

Bella distracted with cleavage to spike his drink.

 

 Random Word: Sommelie

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Technorati Tags: Honey Trap,It can be too good to be free,no free lunch

Customer Training

 

 

I want double shot and hold the cream

please REPHRASE

Jesu— Coffee, black. Strong

please REPHRASE

OK. Strong black coffee, please

Thank you sir

 

 

Random Word: Dark Horse  

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Technorati Tags: Manners. Self Service,Coffee,Star Trek

K.I.S.S.

 

‘What? That’s stupid man,’

‘Sergeant, arrest this man.’

‘Er…sir, he’s a civilian.’

He has accursed me of being a drunk.’

‘Leave it to me sir.’

Once the Captain had staggered off, the Sergeant turned angrily to the driver. ‘Always report to me. He’s kept pickled to stop a worse SNAFU.

Random Word: Beware  

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Technorati Tags: Army Life,Managing your boss,SNAFU day

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Wortharead Wednesday #10

This is a Twitter (#vss) story that caught my eye this week. Click on the link by the image if you want to visit the story site. Or on the date stamp to go direct to the story.

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"My darling, could you please make my heart sing again by passing the salt?" Julie sighed and mentally filled out divorce papers.

Wed Jul 14 2010 07:17:56 (GMT Daylight Time) via web

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Technorati Tags: Annoying Habits,Silent decisions,Silly requests