Its a joke, right?

‘You see how I take the different face shapes and then assemble them into the ideal by a careful use of a montage technique, I invented.’
‘Oh, its too gross, like you use real body parts?’
‘Silly boy, I photograph them’
‘Duh!’
‘Yes, and then discard the body parts afterwards.’
Random Word: Art Project

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Alternative History

2006
‘So you borrow money to make ten loans and I borrow on them to make a hundred more. What could possibly go wrong?’
2009
Banks for sale



Random Word: A cabal of banks

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Let the fingers do the talking

‘Him!'
‘Yes, him.’
’The man whose conversation is barely above a grunt. Who summed up his mother at her funeral as being ‘you know, good, like.’
'I don’t get it.’
’He may not be good with words but I know he loves me.’
’How so?
’With his poetry of touch.’
Random Word: Eloquent

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Some promises you forget

 

'You'll not do it, the dress don't leave much to the imagination - you're too many bulges like.'

'Yep, but it's for the wife's birthday.'

 

Random Word: Obdurate Fool

 

 

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Lost in a Book

The book sat and waited - misery was worth a chapter or two or even a story whilst happiness merely a line, a metaphor, perhaps a picture. The reader took and unknowingly gave, for the book drank life when an idle hand or eye was caught. Today, it drains you.

Random Word: Tantalize  

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Invasion from below

The patch of grass was broken as a snout poking out to sniff said,' that's one small dig for a mole—'

'Shut it,' a chorus shouted from below.


Random Word: sward of grass

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There is no good accord, where every man would be lord.

Welcome to Cliché Buster an occasional feature. Take one cliché, your senses and make five new phrases.

A family is like a good dinner-each flavour tells its own story.
A bad massage are fingers doing solos rather then harmonies.
When you arrange scent, as with colour think of balance, so you are taken to a single place rather then a world tour.
Let talk grow, not cut down by those with the sharpest blade.
A band who’s lost their conductor is all noise and no tune.

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