Piter was very rich, if he wanted sunshine, he flew there, if he wanted women, they rang him. Piter liked this version of his life.
Random Word: Plausible
Thursday, 9 September 2010
Run Rabbit Run
Random Word: Rabbit
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Wednesday, 8 September 2010
When in Rome…ask!
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It was all a silly misunderstanding the Orion tried to explain.‘You store your dead…well in the ground, which is where we store our food.’
Random Word: Visage
Like The Way I Do
The judge asked, ‘Are you married or just one plus one?’
May, taken aback, said,‘What’s this to do with the case?’
‘I’ll not have fornicators in my court.’
‘It’s of no concern if I’m married so can we continue?’
She signalled Carla to keep quiet. One battle, at a time.
Random Word: one plus one
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Tuesday, 7 September 2010
A calling calls
Image creator: Luis Montemayor Funerals made Mike’s head throb whilst weddings made him puke. And as for touching water…So the street Angel saying be a priest was a worry.
The spell of landmarks
Mrs Shorthouse asked, ‘Do you sell dreams? I’m in urgent need of one on onions for a nightmare recipe.’
‘S'il vous plaît Madame répétez.’
She fished out her spell book but, unfortunately, it was the silent edition.
‘Madame?’
Annoyed, she turned him into a tower. I believe it’s still there.
Random Word: Red onions
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Monday, 6 September 2010
You like tomato and I like tomahto…
Lord Oarlock liked the La Tomatina, with its splish and splash of tomatoes on virginal naked skin so much so that he funded one for his local village garden-fete. Unfortunately, owing to a misunderstanding, the tined tomatoes resulted in legal charges that made it expedient that he remained in Spain.
Random Word: Tomatoes
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