Tuesday, 9 February 2010

When to stop flogging a dead horse?

Random Word: HopeRandom Story Image
‘You’ve just got to have hope.’
‘Sir.  Sir. The enemy are in the grounds.’
‘We can beat them, you just need hope.’
‘They have broken into the house, Sir.’
‘I know all will be well.’
Sir, They at arrg-‘
‘Well Gentlemen,  how can we bring hope out of  this darkness.’

Friday, 5 February 2010

Getting in a spin

Random Word: Laundromat Random Story Image

I tell you a guy is getting her washboard scrubbed up nice and tight. It ain't right. Marriage means that your power stays in the box never mind what the size of his wash or how dirty things can get. Any more of this,  and I'm throwing in the towel.

Thursday, 4 February 2010

Tomorrow may not come

Random Word: In Winter

Random Story Image The falling snow on the far side near the old fir tree stub hid the view down to the river and was already deep enough to bury the cars still in his yard.  Looking  down at her fingers he could see she was losing the feelings in them. If only…

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Scenes that were cut

Random Word: Cowardly LionRandom Story Image

I mean she swings more then a 17 year old should swing if you get me drift. Said she had fallen out the sky, well her backside were dusty.  Yes I know.   I sent her packing with that  lion, him that’s scared of his own farts.

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

When its too cold for salad


Random Word: Slipped
‘Is he dead yet?’
‘I can’t tell. What do you look for?’
Random Story Image‘Feel his pulse.’
‘It’s kind of jumpy and he’s white looking.
You mean pale?’
‘Yes.’
‘Don’t waste time, just grab what we can sell.’
No… he’s moving.’
Boris opened his eyes, Lunch had come early.