Random Word: Product recall 
’Look its our planet and you have no right to-‘ ‘I’m the almighty God-‘ ‘Says who.’ ’Pardon.’ ’Don’t look so good round here.’ ’You are alone responsible for this corruption of my vision.’ ’Ok if we are responsible then its time to take responsibility and get you recalled.’ ’At last.’
Random Word: 
Factory Reject
He had so wanted to love. To be one of those who stood on the touchlines and cheered. And he had tried so hard to fit in. But he was the square peg, the factory reject. Ignoring the pleas and screams he pointed his gun. Bet they noticed him now.
Random Word: Design Flaws 
‘It’s true, I tell you.’
Harry felt the other kids won’t with him. What would Major Adams do when faced with a wagon train that wanted to go renegade? Catching his breath, he knew he had to tell it straight like his hero.
‘Girls aren't like boys…in the front. Honest.’
Life in Edwardian Japan from a cat's perspective. Ten story social satire from the period when Japan modernised—think Diary of a Nobody. Probably hilarious if you are up to speed with the period. Otherwise wait for the talking book and see if the actor can breathe life into it.
: Disappointing - fine if nothing better to read but sell or swap ASAP.
Random Word: Gnome
‘You see GNOME uses Metacity as its default window manager and desktop appearances can be changed in the icon set, window manager border and GTK+ theme engine,etc. Bluecurve is good to go—’
‘Gee Mary, what does a guy have to do to get a kiss?’
‘ Sorry, work been hell today.'
Random Word: Date Night
‘Welcome honoured one to our date fields.’
‘Do I get the best seat?’
‘Yes honoured one, you will be wreathed with flowers and be at the…centre of our celebration.’
‘About time. You lot think you can rip me off.’
‘No effendi we just rip your heart.’
What!’
‘Take him.’
