Lord Oarlock liked the La Tomatina, with its splish and splash of tomatoes on virginal naked skin so much so that he funded one for his local village garden-fete. Unfortunately, owing to a misunderstanding, the tined tomatoes resulted in legal charges that made it expedient that he remained in Spain.
Random Word: Tomatoes
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A famous Freudian psychiatrist wrote about mountains as a keen mountaineer but his class knew it was just latent homosexual sublimation.
Random Word: Psychologist
‘I can see fingerprints in water and fiery steeds.’ The traffic cop looked at his boss, looked again and started to back away slowly.
Random Word: Fingerprints
![Rhossili Bay[8]](http://lh6.ggpht.com/_lLutfh7XAnY/TICvHWa4QDI/AAAAAAAACi0/4ZNSX-ytXdY/s1600-h/Rhossili%20Bay%5B8%5D%5B4%5D.jpg "Rhossili Bay[8]")
as I recall, west of Swansea
on the way to Rhossili Bay
with the wind set to wet
when we met too soon
our eyes for others
made me a fool
and you so cold
so we passed on by
until our time and place
of the midnight moon.
Random Word: Rocky Slope
I’ve worked with snakes so “snake handler wanted” was on the money.Was I a fool. The snake he pulled out wasn’t the kind I handled.’
Random Word: Divagate
‘It is reported that young newly-weds were sat in the garden for a light green salad - it being cook’s day off. When the gardener had said, “Ee lad, eat that and thou’ll fire blanks”. 
That the young lady smiled knowingly, we are given to understand, caused the couple’s estrangement.’
Random Word: Lettuce
These are the Twitter (#vss and other wise) stories that caught my eye over the past few days. I tend not to feature the very popular Twitter authors or publishing houses on the basis you will have found them if you are interested. My process is that I favourite any that catch my eye during a day’s viewing as well as doing a search via various #hashtags on Wednesday. To hold my interest, I want for example, an unexpected twist, a quirky idea or scene, a playful use of words or my curiosity nudged into a ‘hmmm.’ A laugh or an aww won’t hurt either. This usually leaves me 20+ stories that I whittle down to five for no other reason that I can. Click on the image or name if you want to visit the story site. Or on the date stamp to go direct to the story.
Ed decided to alphabetise his friends and introduce the Dewey decimal system to the more complicated of his relationships. #vss
ldwilkinson
He told her he loved another. She shrugged. And that affects me how? #vss
DisjointWisdom
Her parents' will gave the combination to their safe. No gold. No jewels. Only a single photo of her as a baby boy. #vss
3tdoanVSS
Sometimes I think people don't notice my depression because I walk around with my penis out.
ThoughtSnot
Little Tommy knew one thing: the oak would be there long after his death. Twenty years later, Tom was a dad, and the oak was 3 tables. #vss
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