The politics of cucumbers

'The EU says that all cucumbers have to be straight.'

'Has to be sexed up?', the press officer said.

'You know what I mean.'

'What about Wimbledon straw—'

'Do you actually know about the EU?'

'It ruins Parliament.'

'I think, you'll find that Parliament does fine by itself.'

What do you get if you don't remember?

'Before they had recordings people didn’t remember old dude's music,' Paul said, to the class...'

The teacher started to frown.

'...When Beethoven was the top man, they forgot Mozart to make space'

Thank you Paul.'

Not listening, Paul said, 'I mean, who don’t we get because of old dudes space?